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{"fact":"About 37% of American homes today have at least 1 cat.","length":54}
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{"fact":"When a cat drinks, its tongue - which has tiny barbs on it - scoops the liquid up backwards.","length":92}
{"fact":"A cat has more bones than a human; humans have 206, and the cat - 230.","length":70}
{"slip": { "id": 161, "advice": "You have as many hours in a day as the people you admire most."}}
{"slip": { "id": 109, "advice": "To cleanly remove the seed from an Avocado, lay a knife firmly across it, and twist."}}
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