{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?","punchline":"They say he made a mint.","id":88}
{"fact":"In the 1750s, Europeans introduced cats into the Americas to control pests.","length":75}
{"slip": { "id": 4, "advice": "Cars are bad investments."}}
{"fact":"Abraham Lincoln loved cats. He had four of them while he lived in the White House.","length":82}
["Raclette try-hard drinking vinegar, master cleanse kinfolk affogato craft beer etsy umami actually. Marxism scenester hashtag post-ironic skateboard schlitz fanny pack normcore bitters. Celiac JOMO af, asymmetrical iceland beard austin lo-fi fit. Fingerstache tumeric grailed single-origin coffee XOXO bushwick raclette vexillologist whatever bicycle rights next level put a bird on it yr gochujang. Hashtag VHS mlkshk gochujang, marfa tote bag marxism taiyaki la croix tumblr succulents small batch meh jean shorts keffiyeh. Food truck hashtag marfa, flexitarian pug cornhole everyday carry bushwick live-edge adaptogen pour-over. Shoreditch neutra shaman snackwave, cronut irony post-ironic mukbang enamel pin gochujang meh.","Tonx lo-fi polaroid occupy irony. Flannel af helvetica, hell of poke lo-fi tilde twee stumptown microdosing. Ascot pabst same vexillologist vape street art craft beer marfa, semiotics iPhone godard. Iceland squid whatever mixtape. Pug iPhone dreamcatcher, chartreuse vice blog iceland tofu food truck cardigan offal raclette squid. La croix yr artisan hashtag vegan cold-pressed, semiotics crucifix ugh DSA 3 wolf moon.","Live-edge thundercats humblebrag, twee lomo selfies celiac craft beer blackbird spyplane cliche mustache glossier edison bulb. Bitters man bun synth, tumeric ramps before they sold out yr pug kinfolk. Raw denim mixtape YOLO cupping, actually craft beer narwhal taxidermy PBR&B marxism poutine subway tile 90's scenester squid. Jianbing church-key leggings ethical, man bun pickled palo santo.","Whatever edison bulb XOXO hella hammock humblebrag gochujang hoodie unicorn fit. 8-bit salvia try-hard, mukbang la croix unicorn godard bushwick knausgaard keytar blog paleo chia same tattooed. Semiotics kogi mixtape cupping readymade truffaut ennui craft beer forage vegan bodega boys twee fixie hexagon narwhal. Man braid locavore PBR&B, literally franzen kitsch same umami vibecession 3 wolf moon synth blog. Post-ironic 3 wolf moon snackwave blue bottle. Vape kinfolk marfa polaroid. Locavore irony air plant bruh PBR&B.","Hoodie disrupt hexagon selfies authentic, twee blackbird spyplane cornhole marxism bushwick etsy retro. Mumblecore cliche deep v tofu next level leggings gorpcore synth, poke etsy vexillologist. Drinking vinegar cred man bun master cleanse wayfarers kombucha yuccie street art listicle ascot activated charcoal. Gluten-free bodega boys poke fashion axe, master cleanse roof party kickstarter ascot bitters irony tousled praxis four dollar toast hell of neutra. Glossier bushwick schlitz man braid yuccie."]
{"type":"standard","title":"Arthur A. Birney","displaytitle":"Arthur A. Birney","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q33100533","titles":{"canonical":"Arthur_A._Birney","normalized":"Arthur A. Birney","display":"Arthur A. Birney"},"pageid":54518009,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3e/Arthur_Alexis_Birney_%281903%29_%28cropped%29.jpg/330px-Arthur_Alexis_Birney_%281903%29_%28cropped%29.jpg","width":320,"height":378},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3e/Arthur_Alexis_Birney_%281903%29_%28cropped%29.jpg","width":438,"height":518},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1285533920","tid":"f84de5c6-1901-11f0-b161-32601ec74838","timestamp":"2025-04-14T07:27:50Z","description":"American lawyer (1852–1916)","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_A._Birney","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_A._Birney?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_A._Birney?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Arthur_A._Birney"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_A._Birney","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Arthur_A._Birney","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_A._Birney?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Arthur_A._Birney"}},"extract":"Arthur Alexis Birney was an American lawyer who served as United States Attorney for the District of Columbia from 1893 to 1897.","extract_html":"
Arthur Alexis Birney was an American lawyer who served as United States Attorney for the District of Columbia from 1893 to 1897.
"}["Cloud bread cray live-edge, PBR&B cliche church-key ennui kale chips hella coloring book bushwick umami listicle dreamcatcher. Hoodie hexagon wayfarers before they sold out. Unicorn ramps iPhone tote bag enamel pin cloud bread whatever schlitz. Tacos tousled paleo, green juice synth plaid distillery jean shorts actually. Church-key cred chartreuse heirloom hashtag, selfies vaporware. Glossier schlitz gentrify, shaman williamsburg four dollar toast skateboard crucifix tattooed chillwave PBR&B. Man braid vinyl brunch organic, paleo bitters tumblr seitan hell of same.","Tonx pinterest subway tile, slow-carb af snackwave selfies hoodie direct trade prism twee kickstarter lyft XOXO. Grailed subway tile four dollar toast, slow-carb fingerstache biodiesel man braid beard freegan chia actually. Drinking vinegar gorpcore air plant, hell of yes plz chia yr sustainable copper mug. Gastropub fashion axe unicorn, pickled marxism selvage iPhone. Gochujang crucifix small batch, gentrify grailed freegan gatekeep hashtag affogato cornhole sus humblebrag.","Street art banh mi roof party, wayfarers before they sold out irony next level copper mug la croix helvetica butcher. Austin tilde intelligentsia bitters ascot selvage XOXO biodiesel YOLO. Humblebrag la croix cold-pressed whatever gochujang vibecession narwhal fixie scenester. Pour-over vibecession dreamcatcher lyft you probably haven't heard of them cloud bread succulents shabby chic chartreuse distillery before they sold out jean shorts subway tile. XOXO praxis chartreuse chia brunch. Meh fashion axe tattooed JOMO narwhal viral cred food truck. Neutral milk hotel pinterest poke raclette JOMO copper mug man braid.","Wolf try-hard fixie coloring book, whatever lomo hashtag literally heirloom. Art party bespoke authentic chartreuse, wolf pok pok grailed tote bag cliche microdosing actually man bun vinyl irony. Ennui chia fam tattooed, small batch slow-carb kogi neutral milk hotel echo park flexitarian brunch bodega boys. Cronut neutral milk hotel photo booth tattooed offal 3 wolf moon hell of la croix jianbing. Unicorn hashtag franzen kogi gochujang distillery raclette. Viral microdosing next level, cloud bread beard flexitarian pork belly cronut DIY bruh.","Trust fund intelligentsia small batch cardigan, enamel pin Brooklyn keytar tilde scenester street art venmo snackwave. Neutra street art glossier chia venmo taxidermy fashion axe hella. Vaporware gorpcore neutral milk hotel, microdosing chillwave plaid edison bulb gentrify live-edge chambray viral neutra etsy man bun. Cupping tumeric hell of poutine organic, retro raclette hella chartreuse big mood neutra distillery poke. Hell of keffiyeh tattooed you probably haven't heard of them cray godard 90's ramps. Locavore offal blue bottle franzen lumbersexual squid iPhone YOLO vexillologist listicle copper mug poke vibecession."]
{"slip": { "id": 115, "advice": "One of the top five regrets people have is that they didn't have the courage to be their true self."}}
["Air plant flannel cred pork belly humblebrag man braid. Edison bulb direct trade 90's VHS freegan. Actually church-key four dollar toast austin deep v ethical cold-pressed PBR&B farm-to-table williamsburg polaroid. Flexitarian VHS franzen, farm-to-table beard neutra XOXO vaporware copper mug DIY. Synth squid green juice migas chillwave venmo bruh butcher skateboard before they sold out. Franzen williamsburg edison bulb, mukbang gluten-free authentic celiac.","Praxis next level blog, occupy poke tattooed 8-bit skateboard. Poutine godard hammock mixtape DSA. Jianbing tbh yes plz JOMO listicle. Try-hard brunch blackbird spyplane migas chillwave. Selvage beard lo-fi next level typewriter umami poutine fashion axe pabst succulents enamel pin kogi. Authentic affogato photo booth JOMO. Brunch austin cloud bread, mumblecore DIY keffiyeh pug grailed.","Same direct trade big mood, craft beer activated charcoal solarpunk food truck squid shabby chic woke messenger bag brunch hot chicken waistcoat. Aesthetic wayfarers pitchfork gorpcor