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Daniel Lawrence Graham is an American former professional football player who was a tight end in the National Football League (NFL). He played college football for the Colorado Buffaloes, earning recognition as a consensus All-American in 2001. He was selected by the New England Patriots in the first round of the 2002 NFL draft, and also played professionally for the Denver Broncos, Tennessee Titans and New Orleans Saints.
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\"Prince\" is a song by Versailles released on September 13, 2008, as a free download on their website as \"a gift to their fans for supporting them for so long\". On the same day, this song was featured on the sampler The Art of Propaganda, alongside Chariots' song \"Shred\". It was also added as a bonus track to the October 22 reissue of their first album Noble. The song is also featured on their next single, \"Prince & Princess\", albeit with a new introduction.
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