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{"slip": { "id": 101, "advice": "Alway do anything for love, but don't do that."}}
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Voltron Force is an animated television series that premiered on June 16, 2011, exclusively on Nicktoons. It is a sequel to the 1980s animated series Voltron and the 1999 CGI series Voltron: The Third Dimension. It ended after one season on April 25, 2012, with the planned second season being unproduced.
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{"fact":"A cat\u2019s back is extremely flexible because it has up to 53 loosely fitting vertebrae. Humans only have 34.","length":106}
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