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{"fact":"Researchers are unsure exactly how a cat purrs. Most veterinarians believe that a cat purrs by vibrating vocal folds deep in the throat. To do this, a muscle in the larynx opens and closes the air passage about 25 times per second.","length":231}

{"fact":"In contrast to dogs, cats have not undergone major changes during their domestication process.","length":94}

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